Just for a few laughs

My friend Jane forward me the following...

The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
because they are plugged into a genius

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
they don't have enough time

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
they don't stop to ask directions

(By this time, Im laughing)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
you need a rough draft before you make a final copy

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
don't know.....it never happened

And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
because a vibrator can't mow the lawn

I hope I haven't offended anyone. If so,
too bad..cos at least you would be laughing.
P.S. I know my parents read my blogs.. so dad, please dont take this seriously.. read it light heartedly.